
Writer and Condé Nast editor Irene Schneider brings us a gritty little winter’s tale with teeth. A hard-boiled private eye is hired by a rich kid from a broken home. The job? Track down a shady thief calling himself Santa Claus last seen at Madison Square Garden during a Carlos Santana concert. There’s a red Stratocaster involved, a guy with a ZZ Top beard, and a sexy secretary named Kurtz. Irene Schneider's trenchant essay "A Funny Ting About Women" is featured in the latest edition of our free e-lit mag Grandma@.